Congratulations to the 3 top negotiators of Kennan Properties who were awarded for their achievements at the Annual Awards Dinner held on 25th February 2022. The top negotiator for 2021 was Brenda Cohen of the Borrowdale Branch followed by Deirdre and Biddy of Central Ave. which has now moved to the new premises on 6 Borrowdale Lane. A full evening of fun and delicious food was had by all.
Our Colleague Brenda...
Has her own agenda!
She plies us with all her bumf
To the point where we all get the humf!!
Now when we ask to view,
Oh Boy? there is always some to-do!
She plays around with the price
Not as per her sellers advice!!
Now just ask Jane ?she says Brenda?s a pain
Gives her all her work
with no financial perk!
Star our new high flyer
Gets firmly on the wire,
when Brenda demands to know,
Who is your buyer??
Even Kim has lost her rag,
Calling her a stroppy old bag!
Lucille and Lucy are still too new
To really have a point of view.
Oh then there's poor little Liz
Trying her best at reception
Brenda gets her in a real right tiz
giving her orders with no affection
We do feel sorry for Arlene and the legals,
Brenda watches over them with the eyes of eagles
Then takes over and does it herself
Leaving them high and dry on the shelf.
William, her computer man
Spends as much time in the office as he can
Free coffee, free internet for dear ol Will
But poor Cindy when she gets the bill!
But having said that?
Well done Brenda? for coming first
Even though your methods are widely cursed!